“There are two ways to slice easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything.  Both ways save us from thinking.”

– Alfred Korzybski

432…3/4/2018

Aphorisms for Fun #2

Shared with me by my dear friend Walt Bailey.

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner. The term is often applied to philosophical, moral and literary principles.

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks … but all mine ever says is good-bye.

♦ You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see.

♦ If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”

Now, don’t you feel better knowing what an aphorism is?

© 2/1/2017 Walter O. Bailey, Jr.

Nuff Said !!! 

Wes Zimmerman
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Starting over, Staying together happily
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©Wesley W. Zimmerman 3/4/2018

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