“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality.  It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no.  You’re going to get it anyway.”

– Erma Bombeck

 

 

431…2/25/2018

Aphorisms for Fun #1

Shared with me by my dear friend Walt Bailey.

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner. The term is often applied to philosophical, moral and literary principles.

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.

Now, don’t you feel better knowing what an aphorism is?

© 2/1/2017 Walter O. Bailey, Jr.

Nuff Said !!! 

Wes Zimmerman
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©Wesley W. Zimmerman 2/25/2018

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